The state of the world 1.0

If you don’t want to read the whole thing, that’s cool, just go to the link!! *cackles manically*

Who here remembers Operation D.O.O.M. (Destroy O.O. Mankind.... I've since forgotten what the two 'O's stood for, but I do remember it made me giggle... I was in hysterics that first day I came up with it)? And who also remembers the time I calculated (as part of operation D.O.O.M.) what would happen if the entire population of the word jumped in the same spot at the same time? If you remember that you also might remember that I found it negligible (even though it took me a hours of reading and doing calculations, then days of factoring in variables and making assumptions) and that the Earth would carry on it normal orbit.... These findings and my strangeness aside, I want everybody to participate in:

WORLD JUMP DAY

Seriously people, it's something that I would have come up with (if I hadn't became bored and went to watch cartoons then got allured by the fact that Australia has the most Uranium in the entire world.. which we shall all remember now and shake our heads...)!! That notwithstanding, it's sheer genius (even if it is a load of crap)!! Think what would happen if we could get it on the news and force everybody who cared about their world out into the street to jump!! That's working on society's many problems right there; increasing motivation and caring for the planet, forcing the overweight to exercise and giving them self-confidence/self-pride (in that because they are heavy, they probably moved the earth more than Mr.Skinny down the road did) not to mention the sense of unity and love of the outdoors! It's sheer brilliance, and I encourage you all to participate! Remember those stupid ads that used to be on TV "PARTICIPATE!! FEEL GREAT!!" ? Just think of them (unless you're like me and want to punch the people on that add in their smug, perky little faces)!
C'mon everybody, get in there and save your world!! ..or move it.. whatever.